In their never-ending quest to perfect all that is rubber chicken, the folks at Archie McPhee have created the biggest, loudest functioning squawker thats sure to amuse and assault ears both young and old. It produces no sound and serves no practical purpose. Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin. Now you can be funny all the time. There truly is no other place to see items like this. This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 18-1/2"long, hand-painted and made of a latexthat feels like plucked chicken skin.Rubber chickens are the ultimate classic novelty and owning one proves you know comedy. *By completing this form you're signing up to receive our emails and can unsubscribe at any time. Whats up with that? As the home to the worlds largest rubber chicken and the worlds smallest rubber chicken, youll stand slack-jawed in awe in front of our display of plastic poultry. 1300 N 45th St, Seattle, WA 98103 (206) 297-0240 Mon-Sat 11am-7pm Sun 11am-6pm. FREE GIFT WITH EVERY ORDER! Visit the world-famous Rubber Chicken Museum located in the Archie McPhee store in Seattle, Washington. Please Log in to save it permanently. FREE GIFT WITH EVERY ORDER! Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Your wishlist has been temporarily saved. *By completing this form you're signing up to receive our emails and can unsubscribe at any time. We not only irritated our entire office when we tested this, but we irritated the people next door as well. Your wishlist has been temporarily saved. The amount of care and thought that goes into our Rubber Chicken guarantees that it's funnier than any other brand. This Rubber Chicken is 22 long and squawks so loudly it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. Your wishlist has been temporarily saved. Fun by the flock. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $50! This is a classic rubber chicken with no electronic parts. Keep a rubber chicken at the office to fling at co-workers when they start to space out during meetings. Everybody knows that Rubber Chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! Sure, Rubber Chickens are the funniest thing ever, but if we had one complaint it would be their unwieldy size. Youll want to return when the next batch goes in. *By completing this form you're signing up to receive our emails and can unsubscribe at any time. FREE GIFT WITH EVERY ORDER! This squawking rubber chicken won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for its shrill yell! 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Heres a video of the Grand Opening event held on May 11, 2018: HOME PRIVACY STATEMENT JOB OPPORTUNITIES FRIENDS OF ARCHIE Pair a Deluxe Rubber Chicken with a bottle of wine for a hostess or housewarming gift that's as hilarious as it is classy. Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens - Archie McPhee & Co. 2022 Archie McPhee, Archie McPhee store in Seattle, Washington. SMALL PARTS. This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! Youll laugh, learn and take your picture next to the worlds largest rubber chicken! Deluxe Rubber Chicken - Archie McPhee & Co. Superior quality latex feels like plucked poultry skin. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS. In fact, Id call your fingers all somber and sullen. Now your finger can go on tour and open up for Steve Harvey. Win win! FREE GIFT WITH EVERY ORDER! Well, at least in any situation where youre wearing pants. This is a bag of twelve hard vinyl 1-1/2" mini-chickens. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $50! These vinyl Pocket Rubber Chickens are only 3 long and, as the name suggests, will fit in your pocket for easy (and hilarious) transport! Now, you can irritate everyone in your life, just like youve always dreamed. Were all familiar with the trouble caused by taking your Rubber Chicken into a fancy restaurant or trying to get it through TSA. FREE GIFT WITH EVERY ORDER! Its a soft vinyl 13" chicken that squeals and squawks with every squeeze. The rubber chicken is the universal symbol of humor. *By completing this form you're signing up to receive our emails and can unsubscribe at any time. The exhibit features a scholarly essay by renowned rubber chicken expert Kirk Demarais that puts the rubber chicken in its correct historical context. Guaranteed attention getter; we irritated everyone in our office when we were testing it. Called the Room 6 collection after the locked room where he keeps his treasures. Its the tuba of Rubber Chickens! Please Log in to save it permanently. *By completing this form you're signing up to receive our emails and can unsubscribe at any time. Scholars from more than ten countries have visited in a quest to discover what makes rubber chickens funny. Please Log in to save it permanently. Your wishlist has been temporarily saved. Open since 2018, this museum has set the rubber chicken world abuzz. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $50! That is one serious finger youve got. Your wishlist has been temporarily saved. This latex 6-1/2" Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet slips on the tip of your finger and turns it into a rubber chicken. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $50! They're also great for juggling. Stick a rubber chicken in your luggage to puzzle TSA officials. No joke! As if that werent enough, we also have a rotating display from Archie McPhees owner Mark Pahlows amazing collection of novelties. Turns hand into traditional rubber chicken (funny). Please Log in to save it permanently. 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